Get ready for the Apocalypse...

It's Monday night, here on the Eastern frontier, everything gone a bit quiet after the south-westerly wind stopped blowing sometime today - it blew hard most of the weekend, bringing cold air and a taste of winter, to a winter that is maybe already past?

No matter, apparently much larger things are afoot, that extend much further out from the earth's crust than passing winter cold fronts - by that I mean the Conspiracists' warnings that our world is about to change dramatically, and soon, for the better...

This will involve many things, including the overthrowing of the bad guys [& gals] who have been lording it over all humanity since Noah's flood, and even before then - that's for more than 14 thousand years. Up until now they have been [and still are] in charge of the world's money supply, via banks & government, and with the complicity of those persons most senior & in charge of those sinister networks. So they are soon be receive their comeuppance, but they will be given a fair chance, and will be treated with Love & Forgiveness, seeing as they are supposed to still have a very dim remnant of the Divine spark, somewhere inside of themselves. If they remain stubborn, they will be banished back to their original homes in another universe where they might get sorted out properly by their more moral cousins

Here on Earth, when the Big Event happens [it looks like sometime in September/October] expect banks worldwide to shut down, as well as telecommunications, when the satellites hovering about in our upper stratosphere get bombarded by meteorites, or else fried by sunbursts - either way, we are apparently headed for a 'voortrekker' period, of anything between one & four weeks, until the banks open their doors again, and start to hand out to each person still alive, decent amounts of cash, as their just & deserved quotas

Our friends out there in their spaceships have been watching us for a very long time, and have decided that the time is now ripe to send the Bad guys running, and end the suffering of humanity - there will be a new Golden age, in which we will all live & work happily together, if we want to work at all - I imagine most people will just lie on the beaches and eat & drink themselves into obesity with all the free money they are to receive - but there will be committees of new leaders, to help everybody to get over the shock, of not having to go back to the office, and of finding themselves suddenly having long endless days with nothing to do, apart from holding tightly onto their bulging purses & wallets, while newly formed gangs of unemployed people maybe get it into their heads to go about helping themselves to whatever they like - I'm not sure if the police will be on the beaches too, nor whether they will be in uniform, or just slobbing about in their bathing trunks like the rest of us, and slurping iced drinks & beers etc - they will presumably still have their Service Revolvers & nine mill's and badges, and hopefully they will use them for good, and not join the rampant gangs in their wholesale looting of innocent & obese & untanned citizens - I think there will be a certain amount of mayhem on the beaches, actually, and it's probably best to gather together at your nearest church or police station, and pool your guns & dogs, and form some kind of neighbourhood stronghold/s - much like a re-enactment of the Boer Wars, maybe...

I will probably avoid the beaches for a bit - my dog won't be happy about that, seeing as his frequent trips to the beaches are the highlights of his days, but I'm sure there will be other very interesting excursions for him, and for me - seeing as there won't be diesel or petrol to put into our fuel tanks, we will be taking walks maybe across the near hillsides, hopefully armed [me] - to see if our neighbours are still alive, and perhaps to trade with them - to this end I have stocked up on some things like chocolate & marshmallows [for roasting in the fires we will be making day & night, seeing as Eskom will have gone off the grid, and their staff will all be at home too, hiding behind their curtains & trelidoors - and hopefully the grassy hillsides here will not be seething too much with human scavenger gangs, and we will get through to our neighbours, where I usually enjoy a good laugh with them, and often a meal too

Its mostly going to be about food & water in the days after the Big Event - and the Big Event [look it up on google] could be anything  from our Alien cousins landing en mass in their many spaceships, to various possible cataclysmic happenings, including a pole-shift, after which our North Pole will find itself somewhere in the American mid-west [I think Texas]? Or else apparently in the Himalayas, and we might also be fairly bombarded by many large & small meteorites, as a result of the near passing of planet Nibiru through our galaxy, with it's seven/five moons - it does this every 3600 years, comes whizzing past, creating havoc, and giving everything a bit of a shake-up

I hope I'm going to have enough time, during all this, to dig out a decent cellar, and use that soil to make mud bricks, which I will use to make a geodesic dome - pretty much in the style of an igloo, but with mud bricks instead of large ice cubes - apparently that kind of structure is your best bet for keeping cool & safe inside of, seeing as there will possibly be no electricity to power up air-conditioners & fans, and I want to somehow include in that mud brick igloo covering, some old metal roller doors that I have been buying up - to ward off x-rays that will be streaming through our compromised atmosphere - and the hillside grassland walks to neighbours might need to be done at night, because there might be a lot more UV rays coming through the same holes in our atmosphere, that will blister any unprotected skin - a new business that might thrive, might well be a new range of skin protection creams - apparently its going to get uncomfortably hot for a while

And if this all happens, I think a lot of people are going to change their religions, and maybe even lynch a few of their pastors, for preaching such nonsense Sunday after Sunday for so long, when many of them weren't too sure of the whole God thing themselves - but somehow/somewhere they had had a 'calling' and then they got into debt like the rest of us, mortgages to pay, and preaching was what they'd gotten used to, and it paid the bills

I'm not too sure what to think anymore - some wise-seeming people I have shared these thoughts with, have smiled and got that slightly glazed-eyes look, and said that they've heard all this before - conspiracy theory & theorists go in cycles, according to these people who have heard it all before - but for me, a new initiate into the current Conspiracy frenzy, there seems to be a 'body of evidence' here, that adds up to a very convincing Sum of its Parts, and I have become convinced over the past weeks & months, that we are going to be hunkering down before too long, watching flaming comets roaring by, hopefully not too close, and hopefully not smashing right into my new or half constructed geodesic dome - I think if that happened and I & my dog somehow survived it all, I'd really want to have a serious tete a tete with God/god, and ask him what kind of sense of humour he/she had - that reminds me - an acquaintance who I bumped into about 9 days ago, on a Sunday, braaing on the far bank of the Gonubie River, told me a very funny story, in which he had dreamed he met God, and in his dream, he walked up to God, and his only question to Him was 'do You have a sense of humour?'

I hope he didn't make that up, because I was pretty gobsmacked and very tickled as he told me that story, that any person could have a dream like that...

Ok, life continues apace, my days are very full, it feels very much like a New Age is Dawning, and I have to repeatedly check with myself if I haven't flipped by subtle degrees into some kind of clinical mania, and if I am holding sufficiently tightly onto the reins of reality - its been a very busy & enjoyable few weeks, and I hope I can write the same thing again in a few more weeks/months' time :)

Blessings, Love, Light and humour, and don't forget to withdraw as much cash as you might have available to you, hopefully in a non-interest bearing cheque account/savings account, and hide it somewhere and don't tell anybody where you have hidden it [avoid obvious places like in the toilet cistern & in the ceiling, or inside your mattress or pillow] and do try to hoard some drinking water, and some good food, that doesn't need to be kept in the fridge :)